
My very first foray into internet blogging was Goth Blog, the fake journal of a high school goth kid. And now, 5 years later, I figured it would be fitting to return to the land of Center Valley High and Goth Blog for my 200th post. However, this isn’t just a normal Goth Blog post, it’s the start of a new Spinoff Crossover Special! So, come back every day this week for a new post from the ever growing Center Valley High cast of characters to find out what really happened in today’s post!
With that said, let’s let the Tales of Center Valley saga continue with GOTH Blog 4 – Hey Little Sister! Look no further if you are in the mood for something rather silly that is full of black nail polish, nerdy references, capes, teen drama and plenty of horrible poetry!
Previously in Goth Blog:
Goth Blog 1 - Our hero Khaine introduces himself and his one true love Thorn. Alas, but the gothqueen Thorn does not return his affection and his attempt to woo her with a public poetry reading in their English class goes disastrously awry.
Goth Blog 2 - After nursing his wounds all summer Khaine returns to school to find, horror of horrors, Thorn has joined the pep squad. Sorrow turns to rage which turns into an epic plan to ruin the school’s pep assembly. Though it goes disastrously awry (as usual) Thorn (having recently quit the pep squad) is impressed by Khaine’s rebellious gesture and agrees to be his girlfriend.
Goth Blog 3 - Khaine discovers that having a girlfriend is not as easy as he thought it would be when Thorn attempts to get him to light a giant flaming pentagram at the school’s fall formal. Though they mutually chicken out the gymnasium mysteriously burns down anyway (see Snob Blog 3.5 for the details). (more…)