Dec
21
2009
1

Minor Key Monday 0 – My 10 favorite Christmas Carols!

There has been a vicious rumor going around that I don’t like Christian music, a rumor that is simply not true.  So today (in addition to capitalizing all non-secular words) I’ve decided to finally set the record straight!  Why today?  Well, first, it is Monday, and this is a little sneak peak at one of the new Isleyunruh.com Monday features that I will break out next month: “Minor Key Monday” where (every third Monday of the month) I celebrate my unHoly love of anything in a minor key!  But, more importantly, it is almost Christmas, and what better way to not only talk about some of my favorite sad songs, but also some of my favorite Jesus songs too!  That’s right, Santa Claus is for lame-o’s, if you want a truly melancholicly mournful Christmas then only the Jesus-centric carols will do, and today I’ve hooked you up with ten of my favorites! (more…)

Written by Isley Unruh in: Minor Key Monday,Monthly Mondays,Music |
Dec
16
2009
4

Isley Celebrity Look-alikes!

Everyone has probably heard at one point or another that they resemble some celebrity.  Well, the question of which celebrity I most resemble has become a bit more important lately when I learned of the upcoming film that I assume is based on my life story: The Undeniable Charm of Sloppy Unruh.  You can imagine my crushing disappointment as I learned that even though my dream casting choice Sean “Stiffler” William Scott was in the film, he would for some reason NOT be playing the title role of “Sloppy Unruh”.

Though I’m still working through a lot of hurt and betrayal over that disappointment, I thought I’d take today to sort through various celebrities that I have been told I resemble in order to find my ideal second choice (after Stiffler) to play myself in all future biopics based on my life. (more…)

Written by Isley Unruh in: Humor,Me |
Dec
07
2009
15

Mailbag Monday 7

Hello dear readers, it’s MAILBAG MONDAY again!  On this special day I will search through my mountain of reader mail and answer the five most pressing questions!

What’s that you say?  Do I really get that much mail?  Well, I’ll admit…the contact section of this website doesn’t get used that often, but, one of the perks of wordpress stats is that I can see the google search terms that people use to find my site.  And I’m going to go ahead and pretend that these search terms will count as reader mail, since they are often entered in the form of a question.  So as you read these, remember that each “question” was something that someone actually typed into google that brought up my site as a hit which they then clicked on thus letting wordpress stats report to me the search they used to find my site.  I could make up the questions myself, but it turns out the actual google searches are far better than anything I could come up with!

This time I answer the questions:

  • That’s what she said moment of the month?
  • How to make bread like wolverine?
  • A day the fart wars happened?
  • Fuckin sweet dinosaurs?
  • [questions specifically about Isley]

So, without further ado, it is time to dig into the old Mailbag to see what kind of things have been on my reader’s minds in the last month! (more…)

Written by Isley Unruh in: Mailbag Monday |
Dec
01
2009
2

Monthly Movie Reviews – November, 2009

Here are some two sentence reviews of the movies I watched in November.

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Written by Isley Unruh in: Cinema,Monthly Movie Reviews |

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