Feb
22
2010
5

Mailbag Monday 9.5

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Occasionally I will get some very pressing “reader mail” in my google search terms.  So pressing that I just can’t wait for Mailbag Monday proper.  Today is one of those days, so sit back for this special “Mini Mailbag Monday” as I answer some important reader questions about the supposed “lateness” of Middle Earth Monday! (more…)

Written by Isley Unruh in: Humor,Lord of the Rings,Mailbag Monday,Monthly Mondays |
Feb
22
2010
6

Middle Earth Monday 2 – Fornost Erain

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Welcome back to everyone’s favorite www.isleyunruh.com monday feature!  Middle Earth being the place of enchantment and wonder that it is, each month I will use my love of fictional cartography to transport you to another time and place.  So why not take a moment to fill you head full of knowledge that will have no bearing  at all on the real world?

This month I’ll be looking at the ruined city of Fornost Erain. (more…)

Feb
15
2010
3

Minor Key Monday 2: Kraftwerk – Radioactivity

Minor Key Monday

I always have to stop myself when I say I like “all kinds of music”.  Because, honestly, that just isn’t true, there is really only one kind of music I like.  No, not [just] Black Metal, I’m talking about music in a minor key.  I mean, I’m a pretty happy guy, but there is something about sad, sad songs that just does it for me.  I don’t dislike Vivaldi’s “Spring” and “Fall”, but I far prefer “Summer” and “Winter” (guess which seasons he writes in a minor key).  “Satisfaction” is a fine song, but I’d rather listen to “Paint it Black” any day…you get the idea.  Basically, it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t go that sting [of soul crushing sorrow and sadness].

This month on minor key monday I’ll take a look at one of my all time favorite eurotrash songs, Kraftwerk’s Radioactivity: (more…)

Written by Isley Unruh in: Minor Key Monday,Monthly Mondays,Music |
Feb
08
2010
6

Internet Meme Monday 2 – Inspired by Kittens

Welcome back to Internet Meme Monday!  What is a meme you say?  Well, as I understand it, a meme is similar to a gene, except instead of passing on genetic information it passes on cultural ideas.  A meme can take many forms, from a catch phrase to a hand gesture, but the type of memes I’ll be looking at every second Monday of the month are “internet memes”.

On the agenda this month?  Kittens! Inspired by…Kittens! (more…)

Written by Isley Unruh in: Humor,Internet Meme Monday,Monthly Mondays |
Feb
04
2010
1

10 things I learned from watching King of Kings.

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Every now and then I’m reminded that I really don’t know as much about the bible as I thought I did.  Well, tonight was one of those times: I just finished Nicholas Ray’s 1961 biblical epic King of Kings and boy did I learn a lot!  I mean, I already knew some things, like Pontius Pilate was a meanie and Judas has a heel turn.  Oh, and (spoiler alert) Jesus dies at the end.  But just like in comics, it seems dead doesn’t always mean dead, so I assume, like comics, maybe they had him die to boost sales before they brought him back.  Ok, ok, I’ll try not to make today a day where I say insulting things about the bible, instead, I’ll see if I can focus on all the stuff I learned from watching King of Kings! (more…)

Written by Isley Unruh in: Cinema,Humor,Mythology |
Feb
01
2010
2

Mailbag Monday 9

Hello dear readers, it’s MAILBAG MONDAY again!  On this special day I will search through my mountain of reader mail and answer the five most pressing questions!

What’s that you say?  Do I really get that much mail?  Well, I’ll admit…the contact sectionof this website doesn’t get used that often, but, one of the perks of wordpress stats is that I can see the google search terms that people use to find my site.  And I’m going to go ahead and pretend that these search terms will count as reader mail, since they are often entered in the form of a question.  So as you read these, remember that each “question” was something that someone actually typed into google that brought up my site as a hit which they then clicked on thus letting wordpress stats report to me the search they used to find my site.  I could make up the questions myself, but it turns out the actual google searches are far better than anything I could come up with!

This time I answer the questions:

  • Fucking dinosaurs?
  • Fucking lasers?
  • Fuck your hobbits?
  • What brand of pipe weed did merry and pippin smoke?
  • Does “isley unruh” look fart in these pants?

So, without further ado, it is time to dig into the old Mailbag to see what kind of things have been on my reader’s minds in the last month! (more…)

Written by Isley Unruh in: Humor,Mailbag Monday,Monthly Mondays |
Feb
01
2010
5

Monthly Movie Reviews – January, 2010

Here are some two sentence reviews of the movies I watched in January.

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Written by Isley Unruh in: Cinema,Monthly Movie Reviews |

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