James Bond Picture Book I: Dr. No
While the Bond films, with their jet packs and suitcase airplanes, seem like the would already be pretty accessible to children, I recently discovered that they also lend themselves quite well to the children’s picture book format. So, for those occasions when you don’t have the time to watch the full movie, I give you James Bond Picture Book 1: Dr. No! Follow carefully picked screenshots of everyone’s favorite secret agent as he embarks on his very first adventure! Enjoy all the intrigue, adventure, romance and drama of the Bond series in a concise picture book form!
It’s just too bad Bond is way too misogynistic, rapey, cruel, and murderous for anyone to even think about reading this series to actual children:
And yes, when I say “kiss” I mean it in the Gone With the Wind sense.
I’m super jelly about Bond getting to kiss all those pretty girls. I’m also pretty jelly of that one dude’s lady sunglasses.
This was outstanding. With the three little girls at home I am quite well read on picture books, and this one was very well done. I am looking forward to the rest of the series.
Oh to have your kind of time on my hands…
Pandora is going to love it!
Was the hardest part of this coming up with all the character’s names? I’m quite impressed.
Obviously you need to sprinkle some Bond movies in with all those rom coms you watch…all the names: straight from the movie. Yes, even “Pussfeller.”
Actually, I guess “pretty pantie lady” wasn’t in the movie, but it was implied.